Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist...
CONSOLE OBSCURA: HALLOWEEN NIGHTS!!!
Featuring Ian, Adam, Wylie, Kenny, Jim, Chuck the Demon, special guest, Christopher Walken, and...
SPOOPY HALLOWEEN, SUCKERS!
Grab your holy water and look out for garlic breath! It's CASTLEVANIA!!!
Part of our ramp up to next week's CONSOLE OBSCURA: HALLOWEEN NIGHTS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
This week: Half the boys are sick, half are full of shit. You figure out who is which! We're talkin' Sonic The Hedgehog, and whether or not the Genesis was a steaming pile of console disappointment... Also, Adam has intelligent things to say about Shakespeare!