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Console Obscura

Console Obscura is a podcast dedicated to video games and the people who play them. Ephemera, nostalgia, absurdity, history, culture, arcana and trivia are all fair game. Welcome to the best damned video game podcast in the world, suckers.
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Now displaying: April, 2015

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Apr 26, 2015

It'sa Mee Mario Kart!? This is the blurst episode of Console Obscura yet!

Mario Kart

Apr 19, 2015

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Portal 2 is a 2011 first-person puzzle-platform video game developed and published by Valve Corporation.

Console Obscura is a podcast dedicated to talking about games such as Portal 2.

 

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Console Obscura. 

 

Caution: Console Obscura may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. 

 

Console Obscura contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. 

 

Do not use Console Obscura on concrete. 

 

Discontinue use of Console Obscura if any of the following occurs:

itching

vertigo

dizziness

tingling in extremities

loss of balance or coordination

slurred speech

temporary blindness

profuse sweating

or heart palpitations.

If Console Obscura begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. 

 

Console Obscura may stick to certain types of skin. 

 

When not in use, Console Obscura should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Console Obscura, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Sunstang Heavy Industries, of any and all liability. 

 

Ingredients of Console Obscura include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. 

 

Console Obscura has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. 

 

Do not taunt Console Obscura. 

 

Console Obscura comes with a lifetime warranty. 

 

 

Console Obscura! Accept no substitutes! 

 Wheatley

Apr 12, 2015

Those intrepid invertebrates, the Console Obscura Crew, return with a vengeance in an episode dedicated to the much-loved Worms Armageddon. It’s a whole new can of worms!

Join the boys as they discuss Worms memories and the history of the artillery strategy genre, as well as weird and wonderful weapons and tools including Earthquake, Freeze and French Sheep Strike.

 

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Worms screenshot

Apr 5, 2015

 

 

 Guybrush Threepwood wants to be a pirate. To do so, he must prove himself to three old pirate captains. During the perilous pirate trials, he meets the beautiful governor Elaine Marley, with whom he falls in love, unaware that the ghost pirate LeChuck also has his eyes on her. When Elaine is kidnapped, Guybrush must form a crew, hunt down LeChuck, and save his Plunder Bunny!

 

You fight like a dairy farmer

 

Plunder Bunny!

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