Canis Canem Edit. Welcome to Rockstar's Bully. We got no class, we got no principles, we can't even think of a word that rhymes...
This week, Adam, Wylie, and Kenny take on Mortal Kombat! FINISH THEM!
It was a dusky night in a dirty city when the Console Obscura boys got together for a good ol' jaw-jaw about crime, punishment, moody jazz, and leggy dames - the kind with legs that go all the way up.
Because if they didn't that would be weird.
Dizzy dames - the kind that should probably take a dramamine and sit down, maybe have a glass of water.
The kind that got mixed up with washed up no-good palookas with bad luck in spades.
The kind you find in... L.A. Noire...